Tuesday 20 September 2011

I have no followers because followers are too main stream

I dislike labels very muchly, although its quite hypocritical because I label things all the time, I mean just this morning I labeled a container in the cupboard as 'curry powder' because of the increasing number of people who were mistaking it for hot chocolate powder. But the point is, I dont see why people feel the need to segregate everything into neat little groups. These are the nerds, these are the cheerleaders etc etc. Why cant they be both? Why cant one person fit into how ever many groups they like? I dont get it. I know people who call themselves indie or alternative or whatever and I dont understand because me? Im just Me. I dont fit into the segregated groups and I like it like that. Sure, some days Im a nerd, some days i'm a bimbo, but I'm me every day. They should try it some time. So let us throw off the chains of oppression! Let us rip off our collective 'curry powder' labels and say to the world 'I will be hot chocolate powder if thats whats I want to be!' cos I tells ya, this click shit is getting old.

On a similar topic, red heads can no longer donate sperm. I dont know if thats just an Australia thing or what but its stupid., I personally cant even understand how it was accepted as Im sure it breaks a whole lot of descrimination laws...And hey, dont get me wrong, the first time i heard it i laughed for a good 5 minutes because lets face it, everyone likes to make fun of rangas, and yet the more I think about it the more it annoys me. Red hair is pretty, theres nothing wrong with it and it has no negative effects on the child other than that they are born without a soul so why why why is it so bad for them to donate sperm. Just one step closer to becoming new Germany. fun stuff.

Anyways, I am bored again now. Bye internet <3

so if your crazy, i dont care you amaze me

Greetings internet people,
I have such a busy busy day today! which is not good, since its midday and im still in bed :P In other news I love this band The Fratellis, they are awesomeeenesss...yes. anyways, since i am being attacked by hayfever right now i will post more later. Love *sneeze* you all *sneeze sneeze* Byyeee

Monday 19 September 2011

I will have five internets, please.

I have recently rekindled my love of all things netty. This extends to tutu's and butterfly nets but rests primarily with the internet and xbox live. For far too long I was forced to exist in a darkend world of solitude, rocking in the corner of a poorly lit room, sobbing quietly to myself as the rest of the world enjoys the internet I once had. You dont know man, you werent there... but the internet came back!! Be it because of the
'Lost Internet:
Large, full of cats and naked ladies.
Kind of a blueish colour.
Likes to hide in tubes.
Responds to "God damn it why are these torrents going SO god damn slowly!?!?!?!"

If found, please call ###'
signs I distributed or perhaps because TPG finally decided they would get around to connecting our new house I just dont know. Its one of those things we may never know, but the reasoning is irrelevant because finally I can kick that nasty sleep habit I have and instead will stay up till 4am every night raging at how absolutely terribad I am at call of duty. Jubilation!!

I have to go now, as there is a cake shop that is just dying for me to waste entirely too much money on it. BYE NEW INTERNET FWIENDS!!!! <3